Belly douche bag

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Yes, this douchebag needs to kep his shirt on. For all that is good and Holy.

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Duke of Doucheree - 8/21/2008 9:46 PM

Holy F***!!! How can I F*****G comment on this? This guy, I'm guessing here, is a DOUCHEBAG TRAINWRECK!!! She's bulging in all the right places and DOUCHE-LEROO has bulges that make elephant seals puke! Then this douche had the nerve to tatoo his goo! The tatoo artist must have been blind! This guy didn't need a sleeve tatoo, he needed a bag over his head! What's with the camoflage pants? Hiding his lack of a penis? I'm sorry, I was mistaken. He's got one in his a**. HOLY F***!!! Did I say HOLY F***? Good! What does that say across his football field size gut? Oh yeah, "Turn your eyes or you'll go blind viewing my extreme douchiness, for a good one call: DOUCHE-LEROO!" This shouldn't be on the internet. Did I mention HOLY F***?

Duke of Doucheree - 8/21/2008 9:48 PM

I just can't get over this DOUCHEBAG! HOLY F***!!!

Dylboz - 11/10/2008 1:57 AM

Stretch marks? REALLY!?! Dude, put a shirt on, and we all know that chick wouldn't even stand in the same room as you if you weren't paying her. You are not fooling anyone.

I Hate Douchebags - 11/12/2008 10:30 PM

Nice six-pack, douchebag.

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